"Oh, that the stars would mourn for this, our comrade...
"Weep tears of light across a riven sky."
(To the tune "Londenderry Aire")

Everything on this page is released into perpetuity into the public domain unless otherwise previously copyrighted, for which I will gladly accept blame and liability. Please feel free to publish it, link to it, have fun with it, and as soon as I can figure out how, add to it. This is a not-for-profit project, it's a debt and obligation I have promised to fulfill for Frank and, while it's an unhappy duty, it's one I take seriously and will have as much fun as I can while performing it.

"You picked a bad time to leave us, Frank G!
"We miss your bright smile, your guitar on your knee!
"We've seen some bad cons you turned into good ones,
"You left the crowd singing with glee!
You picked a bad time to leave us, Frank G!"




I'm attaching a short 3D animation of a "flyaround" of the sculpture here, for those
who don't "get" three-view orthographics:


ReliquaryTour.wmv, 1.8Mb

This is the "R'd'r's D'g'st" version of the real history of Frank's Reliquary.
If you are *really* interested in this unusual bit of phannish art and history,
please visit my Annotated Reliquary Page. It will be frequently updated.

Return to Main                             Return to Gallery